Unofficial Unmotivated Jimmy McNulty Fan Club
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CLAY DAVIS. I cannot stop loving this.
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Roses are red
Violets are violet
Go fuck yourself
The fuck did I do?
Dear Jimmy,
roses are red
violets are blue
you suck at everything but cop
but we still love you!
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“You know why I respect you so much, Bunk?”
“Mm-mmm.”
“It’s not ‘cause you’re good police, ‘cause, you know, fuck that, right?”
“Fuck that, yeah.”
“It’s not ‘cause when I came to homicide, you taught me all kinds of cool shit about…well, I don’t know, whatever.”
“Whatever.”
“It’s ‘cause when it came time for you to fuck me, you were very gentle.”
“You damn right.”
“See, ‘cause you could’ve hauled me out of the garage and just bent me over the hood of a radio car, but no, you were…you were very gentle.”
“I knew it was your first time. I wanted to make that shit special.”
“It was, man. It fucking was.”(via oliviabartlets)
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Omar comin’.
